Maybe the truth is out there.

Putting the science back into psuedoscience.

In the halls of discourse at UFOsify, one might ponder: Are our celestial neighbors real? Do they traverse our skies? Who might these beings be, and for what purpose do they approach us? Such inquiries hold unparalleled significance in our current age, as humanity, including thyself, stands at a crucial juncture. It seems we have slipped, almost unwittingly, into a collective state of unthinking, prioritizing transient pleasures over the virtues of contemplation. Mankind, in its relentless pursuit of amusement, has surrendered its noblest faculty—the mind—to the trivialities of modern gadgets. In this moment, rather than engage in reflection, you opt for distraction. Yet, I seek to liberate you from this bondage and reintroduce you to thy own essence.

And why, pray tell, should you lend credence to my words? Perhaps the somber hues of green and black upon this eerie, system-fonted portal may persuade you of its gravitas.